Andixxx

f you've been following our adventures closely over the last couple of years, you'll know that Andy lives above a little old ladies' dress shop. It's been there for years, selling top-dollar granny fashion to the respectable old biddies of Southend and Leigh. And they're not blind -- or should we say deaf? -- to what Andy does for a living. Witness Anita's first scene (not the quietest of sluts) which is interrupted twice by the doorbell going off really angrily. First time, Andy goes down and asks the lady in the shop if it was her and she says no. (Either she's lying or it was a customer.) Then straight after the shoot's over he goes down again to apologise -- and they've shut the shop at three in the afternoon. No word of a lie, guys. And who can blame them? Picture them, standing there in the shop with some 70-year-old lady with a cobwebbed cunny trying to buy a nice new hat for her grand-daughter's wedding and having to listen to a SubSluts scene go off at full throttle in the fla