Banana Toejam!

Dumbass is hungry and groveling on his knees which reminds me: it's been awhile since I granted permission to eat, so I drop a banana on the floor but tell him not to touch it! It's not "ripe" yet for such a lowly, pathetic loser. First, it has to be stepped on with my goddess foot and mashed between my toes--and I just got back from the gym, working out in my nasty converse without socks!! THIS is how you eat, moron--from the sole of my sweaty, smelly foot and mixed with the dirt between my toes. Of course, being a loser, he'll also need my spit to help wash it down. I make him eat the rest of it off the floor while using the top of his head as a footstool, and chat with my gf on the phone (also taking a photo to send her)! I finish off by rubbing my stinky, grimy feet all over loser's face then make him lick the rest off the floor--telling him this is the way you're going to eat EVERY meal from now on!