DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE CALL

I'm Officer Megan, collar number 695169. I was on patrol last Saturday when I got a 10-15. I was the closest so I got the call. For those of you not familiar with our code, it's a domestic disturbance call. It was the landlord who called us. I asked him to open the door and searched the premises. A man locked himself up in his bathroom. I forced him to open the door. When he opened it, he looked suspicious to me, I checked if he had any weapons, he said no. I am not allowed to touch his jewels to check for anything but something seems to be bigger than the usual down there. He said that it was his penis. By precaution, I asked him to pull his pants down. After verification, it was indeed his cock, a nice weapon if you want my opinion. The man seems to be agitated. Since it was my last shift of the day, I wanted to make sure not to get another call, told him that I’m going to suck his cock if he promise to stay quiet. I don't recall a reply back, I didn't give him a choice actually. I