Forest Fae Trickery

An 8-bit Adventure! Aww, are you lost in the forest, wandering around aimlessly? I can help! What, tricks? That is SO RUDE! Forest woodland beings like satyrs and nymphs and Fae aren't all out to trick you and do nasty things, that is a harsh stereotype that is extremely untrue and unfair! In fact, I can help you through this forest, would a mean Fae do that?! All it takes is us swapping places for a day, I can go through the forest and go to the edge and you can take my place tomorrow, then when the day is over, POOF! We are swapped and you are free of the forest! DEAL! Oh but there is one small catch! I'm supposed to marry a giant ugly ogre with a huge cock tomorrow, I guess that will be YOU marrying him instead, new forest sissy! You simply must be more careful with what you agree to!