Milf Next Door's Soft Pink Dick Stiffening Soles

If I was your neighbour and you saw me out in my yard sun tanning, my soft, pink, perfect wrinkled soles on full display, what would you do? Would you come over and try to make small talk while drooling over these dick stiffening soles? Or would you just come right out and tell me that you have a foot fetish and my soles are driving you wild?