My Desk, My Rules, My Human Footstool

Look at you, literally begging for attention under my desk. Did you really think you could just crawl in here like a slimy worm and not get used? Pathetic. Since you're already down there, put those nostrils to work and worship my soles. Now... freeze. You're my footstool now. Hahaha! I'm going to put my music on and ignore you until I'm bored. Don't even think about moving