Raw Dick for a Dumb Hick

Missing meetings, whether AA meetings or probation/parole officer meetings is such a common infraction for these shitheads. It's almost as if an entire generation of young men have completely fried their brains and are completely incapable of basic human responsibilities. For the same reason, none of these bozos can keep a job for longer than a week. This is good, because it makes all of the House Managers feel absolutely no shame in castigating them for their numerous transgressions. The world is thus: the low IQ minions at the bottom of the barrel are going to be taken advantage of for their stupidity wherever they are, so it might as well be us. Not only do we get our dicks wet, but we have the satisfaction of knowing that a low-life has been put in his rightful place - each and every day.