True anal relaxation for 20 minutes

Things unfolded like this: first, I stuck a huge toy in my ass. But then I noticed my ass was hairy, and sometimes you don't like that, so I took a razor and shaved it. After that, I started stretching my ass again, and then, one by one, a huge billiard ball ended up there, then a soda can, and then my hand. It was all incredibly pleasurable!