VIP4K. You play video games, and I play with your Daddy's Dick

Just remember this once and for all - computer games are a true plague of modern life! Sure, scientists say gaming sharpens reflexes and might even help prevent Alzheimer's, but that hardly makes up for the downsides. Sitting for hours brings acne on your butt, a crooked spine, worsening eyesight - and in the end, even a brand - new girlfriend for your aging daddy! The same girlfriend who, not long ago, was actually my girlfriend! Honestly, I wish I had never started playing computer games at all.