Wifie should know about us

You have been watching me for some time, oogling my sexy smoking abilities. I've seen you watching me in the smoking section, you just can't stop. I'm completely sick of the staring and I know exactly how to make you stop. I had my phone out, you thought I was just playing on snap chat or something.. oh no I took your photo and I will share it all with you boring little housewife. I can't imagine what she would do, divorce, alimony, the cost of an attorney.. what a mess I can make of your life. I'll keep my mouth shut on one condition.